Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,730 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/95 points)
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (95/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the super bunny.
Spend £10,000.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (175/485 points)
You Win.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Shut down the UberBot.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
